Thanks to Andrea....
September 5, 2001-(Hal comments on Emily's looks when she arrives for their first date which Hal was going to
cancel to take care of Parker)
Hal: You look -- beautiful.
Emily: Yeah, so beautiful I get stood up for
September 6, 2001-(Emily comments on how her first date with Hal didn't go very well, and why)
I was here in my brand new dress --
Hal: Oh, killer dress, I might add.
Emily: On my best behavior. All for a man whose
last date was some time in the early '80s? I should've known.
(Hal commenting on how even though the first
date didn't go so well,
they shouldn't give up)
Hal: Hold it, hold it. We hit one little stumbling block
ready to throw in the towel? This does not sound like the Emily Stewart I know.
Emily: Oh, what Emily Stewart
do you know? And you better be nice!
(Emily referring to her suggestion she hire Carly, an idea she got
Craig which Hal did not like)
Emily: No, no, you went ballistic, Hal. One innocent little comment
from me, I thought you were going to toss me on the barbecue.
Hal: So when you started going on and on about how
he was going to hire Carly, give her a job here so she could stay in town, what I should
have done was just excuse myself
from that table, gotten up, come in here, and just waited until you stopped yammering on about him.
Emily: Excuse me, I wasn't yammering about Craig, I was yammering about Car -- I was talking about Carly.
You're right. I could care less about Carly. I don't care if she
works in Oakdale or Chicago or Mississippi or the dark
side of the
September 21, 2001-(Paul and Carly approach Hal and Emily at the
their second date)
Hal: Carly. And Paul.
Emily: Curiouser and curiouser.
(Hal is upset
with Emily that Craig had Carly interview Barbara about
BRO, but Emily reminds him about how it's her job to print good
Emily: You knew that when you let me into your life. So Im not Polly
Pureheart, okay? But I'm
not the devil, either, Hal.
(Jennifer comes home and Emily can tell something is different about
I slept with somebody tonight.
Emily: Not Bryant?
Jennifer: No. Bryant's cousin.
Emily: Oh. Well, that's a classic
Emily Stewart move if ever I heard
Emily: STDs don't just write themselves across a guy's forehead.
Jennifer: I know that. But --
Emily: Hormones got the best of you. I know. I've been there, done
5, 2001-(Hal and Emily talk about them dating and how their
jobs would clash, yet they just can't stop kissing)
I gotta tell ya, I'm by the book.
Emily: I love throwing the book away.
Hal: I could wind up arresting you one of these
Emily: Yeah, but if I keep you off my front pages, it could cost me my
October 15, 2001-(Emily
talking to Hal after Margo caught her searching through files on her desk)
Hal: You really shouldn't rifle
through her desk, Em.
Emily: Hal, please, Margo can sit on it and rotate.
(Emily is upset that Hal
cancelled a date so quickly without giving her
a reason, and for doing it over the phone)
Hal: I did not
Emily: Really? What would you call it? "Hi, Em, not tonight. Sorry,
Em." Click. Bye.
is more upset with Hal when she finds out the reason Hal
cancelled was because of Barbara)
Barbara, I should have known. When St. Barbara nails herself to the cross, then suddenly I'm "Emily who?"
wishes Hal would stand up to Barbara and stop running to her,
because sometimes she needs a shoulder to cry on)
I wish you wouldn't look at it that way. What is this, a
competition? Are you even trying to understand?
Emily: Yeah, I am. And you know what I see? Two people who say they
care an awful lot about each other standing
face-to-face, almost touching, not quite getting there. And you know why? Because you're still only available to the woman
who kicked you and your kids out of her life for a guy who's not good enough to shine your shoes.
16, 2001-(Emily goes over to Fairwinds to see Barbara and tell her what she thinks about the way she is treating Jennifer
Emily: The front door was locked, so I tried the patio.
Barbara: Get out.
Emily: Is Paul around?
You are forbidden to speak his name in my presence.
Emily: Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul.
know the story of "The Emperor's New Clothes"? You see, I
think you're pulling the same thing. I think I'm the only one
in this town
who can see that you're not the martyr you're pretending to be. So I'm telling you, get over yourself, lady!
And stop using that veil as a license to hurt people.
Barbara: My children are not your concern!
Emily: Oh, don't
play the mother lion with me. You gave up those kids
for Craig Montgomery without batting an eyelash.
lets Barbara know that her and Hal have gotten close)
Emily: I think you need a little update, Barbara. You
see, your son and
I didn't work out, but your ex-husband and I are doing just swell.
Emily: You left quite a disaster
area, lady. Will can barely pick his
head up anymore because he thinks it's his fault you're so miserable. And
-- Jennifer can't do anything except just stand in at home while
you're here licking your wounds in this glorified mummy
(Hal comes in after hearing Emily and Barbara arguing)
Hold it, hold it! Is what Barbara said right? Did you actually break in here?
Emily: Yeah, but the patio door was open,
so technically it's not
Barbara: Would you please escort your new friend out of my home?
Barbara, why don't you try opening up a drape? A little sunlight
might brighten your disposition.
17, 2001-(Jennifer picks up on the tension between Hal and
Jennifer: Are you guys okay? You seemed
a little bit intense earlier.
Emily: Oh, no, no, no. Everything's okay. We thrive on intense.
asks Emily what she would do about Billy if she were in her
Emily: Slow down. Slow down. What do
you want to do?
Jennifer: I don't know. What would you do?
Emily: What would I -- you don't wanna know what I'd do.
just can't believe Jennifer is lying to him about having sex with
someone so Emily helps him out with it)
You know, you've got your own virginity to lose. Oh, you have so
much to learn about women, Hal Munson.
Hal: Will you
quit making this thing about me, Emily?! This is about
you taking my daughter to a -- that kind of a doctor.
Gynecologist, Hal. Say the word. Gynecologist.
Emily: Oh, I get it. You think your perfect little princess never even
heard of sex until I infected her.
Hal: I think the timing's pretty interesting.
Emily: Oh, what am I, some pied
piper of carnal delight? This is
unbelievable! I get slapped for taking an interest in your kids, and your
gets treated with kid gloves for ignoring them!
(Emily doesn't like feeing like she can't speak her mind
when it comes
to Barbara and Hal's kids, or help out with them)
Emily: I will not be your little safe
place, somewhere for you to go to
soothe your pain. Some freaking lifesaver! What do I get out of any of
do I ever get out of this?! Nothing! Nothing! Well, you
know what? You can keep it! You can stuff it, Hal Munson!
can tell Emily is not telling him something about Jennifer's new
Emily: So you're her father.
How would you feel if she was butting her
nose into your business, asking your friends who you were sleeping with?
is referring to her night of romance with Hal which they had
after an intense argument, and they are starting to get into
another one about Jennifer)
Emily: Can we stop, please? Can we just stop this nonsense? You need to take me
home. 'Cause I got a feeling the gloves are gonna come off, and -- well, we already know where that leads, so --
October 23, 2001-(Emily comes over to Carly's to look for Craig and
tell him about Bryant's car
accident but finds out he isn't there and already
Carly: He isn't here.
Emily: "Isn't here"
as in "not here" or "not here, hiding in another room" not here?
(Emily reminds Carly about how her life has made her paper once or
I do have my standards, Emily.
Emily: Yeah, well, I've made a killing on your standards, Carly.
Bryant's death, Emily says she will stay and watch Parker if
Carly wants to go see Craig)
Well, that would be a good idea. Then you could snoop
around my whole apartment.
Emily: Oh, Carly, like you have any
secrets left to find
October 26th, 2001-(Emily is giving Hal an opportunity to get out of
if he wants since Barbara made a leap forward with their family)
Emily: Once was, but that could change. Admit
it, it could change. You
know, that phone could ring, and it could be Barbara, Miss three times isn't quite the charm,
so let's -- let's go for four, Hal
(Carly comes over to get Parker and her and Emily talk about Em's
Carly: In case you didn't know, that good guy is completely nuts about
he's nuts, all right.
November 2, 2001-(Hal reacts to finding out Emily knew about Jennifer and Billy's
Hal: Jennifer needed someone. And you're right. So thank you for
respecting her privacy and her
confidence and for surprising me, because who knew that Emily Stewart could keep a secret?
Emily: I suppose there's hope
for us all, huh?